Total Medals Earned: 220 (From 52 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,960 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/95 points)
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (105/330 points)
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 4/15 (25/490 points)
Reach 50m
Evade 100 Spike Blocks
Jump 100 times
Reach 100m
Evade 20 Death Loops
Evade 20 Flame Bullets
Jump 500 times
Evade 10 quakes
Jump 1000 times
Reach 300m
Evade 20 Crushers
Unlock all medals
Reach 500m
Jump 2000 times
Medals Earned: 7/17 (160/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Unlock all weapons.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Kill ZOMG
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 10/30 (70/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 9/10 (450/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Find fifth ending.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 6/16 (55/340 points)
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Wear your first cap
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Earn a gold medal!
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Send your score for the world to see!
Figure out the controls!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
